vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

(via fate-is-waiting-for-you)

titytwochainz:

dick longer than ya girl explainin how her day went

(via erikaaintgottimeforthis)

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via itseviemotherfucker)

kingorb:

*starts a group sext*

(via s-o-b-b-i-n-g)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via throwsomeglitterwatchmefly)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via sleepingkomaeda)

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

drakeful:

victoria justice nudes got leaked, I think we know who leaked them

r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

(via creatingparadise)

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo, via creatingparadise)