dutchster:

what’s the best way to tell my dog he’s been adopted

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"I didn’t get over it, but I got used to it."

Story of my life. (via joshpeck)

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  • waking up: haha fuck

eurodose:

if you don’t grab her ass while you make out with her you are doing it wrong 

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funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

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sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

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